The Adventures of Adam Atom – Saturday Night Fever!
Yes, peeps, YES! It’s time! Back by popular demand, it’s time once again to hang onto your hadrons, fasten your safety quarks, buckle up your buckeyballs, and I now give you in real spacetime continuum – (may I have a Big Bang, please) …
BANG!
The ONE – the Only – the I Am that I Am atomically and anatomically smashing-
Adam Atom!
It’s 1977 and I’m like totally into disco dancing. Yep. Got into it cuz
my girlfriend, Molly Molecule, she’s this dynamic disco queen diva and if I wanted to get next to her I had to be cool. Very cool. Not every day you get a chance to bag a babe with this much equipment!
So but anyway, I’m catching a cool breeze, floatin’ as an oxygen molecule in midnight downtown Manhattan, headin’ for the hottest club in town, “Shake Your Booty Shack” - gonna meet up with Molls & do the hustle all night. Dang this breeze is slooooow – oh wait – here comes a … yes!
Just hitched a ride on a pigeon wing. Much better. Keep flappin’ birdy boy, faster, faster, good … now please land in front of the club? Right about here, slower, slower, aaaaaaand … wonderful!
He lands, flaps his wings, releasing me to the sidewalk, and here comes some hip dude to step on me, now I’m Italian leather.
Groovy. Got me a free pass into the hippest bar in the Big Apple. Love it.
Oh – there’s Molls right now – this is how she looks to me-
Ain’s she just adorable?
Wait – who is that schmuck she’s dancing with?
Oh gawd, no – not that dirty dancing Italian stud King of Disco wannabe with the ridiculous chin! Let me just get caught up in a puff of cigarette smoke and waft over there to cut in. The nerve of some -
Uh oh! Oh no! Dimple chin’s lighting up and inhaling – I’m getting close – too close – at the point of over the lips and into …
Crap. Now what? Now I’m inside this dildo’s head, and instead of dancing with my sweetheart all night I’m a bit of nicotine and heading straight to the brain. Hate that.
Human brains are the hardest, densest, most difficult to get out of regions in the known universe. Last time I was brain matter it was inside the head of Lord Anu, the diabolical ruler of Planet X. Took me decades to get out of that numbskull.
And just add insult to injury? The DJ just put on me & Moll’s favorite song, The Bee Gees’ “Staying Alive.” Drat.
Ouch!
Just got shocked with a synapse … it’s so dark in here … sigh, so much for a great night on the town.
I gotta get a plan. Gotta get outa here. But this dude is so headstrong!
Yeek! … Synapped again!
Lordy, lordy … what will become of me? And the thoughts goin’ on in here … spooookey! Horrible images … so graphic, and wait … zombies? What the …
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Will Adam Atom be able to bust out of this brain lock? What dangers lurk in the skull of the King of Disco that threaten him? Is there any possible plan of escape before he falls prey to evil, dark forces?
Find out all this and much more – tomorrow, at The Quirky Loon’s blog,
when the Quirkster will post, in her own inimitable, knee-slapping, zombified and way out there in the left field of distortion reality style, the exciting conclusion of this latest epic episode in the continuing-
Adventures of Adam Atom!
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Hey gang – I’ve already read the Quirky Loon’s conclusion post, and it’s a total zombified gas – don’t miss it!
What dangers lurk, indeed!? Poor Adam….hope he escapes Disco hell.
Elizabeth
Mystery Writing is Murder
Man, Adam sure does get around! And where ever did you get the pic of “Molly?” What the …?
I’ll be chewing on my fingernails all week worrying about Adam!
LOL – you don’t HAVE to wait all week my dear, just go to Quirky’s blog tomorrow!
Adam does disco? What next, Old Silly? lol – Okay, I’m hooked – gotta find out tomorrow at the Quirky Loon blog how Adma get out of the “densest region in the known universe” – the human brain … lol. Clever little dig there, dude.
Ah you caught that, eh Stan?
Oh yeah … clever cynical minds think alike!
Trapped inside Travolta’s head – the horrors!!!!!!!!!
What more horrible thing could happen than to be lost in the world of 70′s disco?! LOL – different sort of episode, old silly – looking forward to the exciting consclusion!
I’ll have to check on Adam tomorrow. Can’t lose the poor dude to some disco ‘fever’.
What? “ridiculous chin” yet o-so-handsome King of Disco has evil forces lurking in his skull? OMG! You just blew my image of one of my teenage hearthrobs! I’ll HAVE to find out what’s at the bottom of this!
Who is John Travolta?
Ha!
Now way YOU can play dumb, my diabolical quirky partner in crime!
Umm, hmm, do I share my truth? Yup. I like John Travolta. And I loved disco. Wouldn’t want to be trapped in that world, but I did love it while it was here. I feel like an alien sometimes.
karen
LOL – well truth and honesty is good for the soul, Karen – and don’t feel alone, LOTS of peeps loved disco!
You know, I’m STUCK in the 1970′s. Maybe I could get synapsed outta there!?
Best, Galen.
Old “dimple chin” eh? lol – Old Adam is certainly doomed!
Hope he doesn’t get snagged into a cancerous brain tumor!
If it’s a choice between killer zombies and the Disco Dude, I think I’d go for the killer zombies. It’s always exciting to see where Adam Atom will go next. He leads a wild and crazy life.
Helen
Straight From Hel
That’s a choice ‘straight from Hell’, eh Helen? lol
Another perilous adventure! I’m hoping Adam escapes with the help of some “Grease”.
Elspeth
LOL, yeah – GREASE! That’s the ticket … hope ol Adam has some Brylcream on him!
Good grief, I remember the disco days! I’m so old.
Morgan Mandel
http://morganmandel.blogspot.com
http://makeminemystery.blogspot.com
Wow – Adam sure does get around, but I never would’ve predicted running into John Travolta! That’s such a Phenomenon! How’d he get mixed up with a sweathog like that? Well, if he plays his cards right he can Get Shorty while still Stayin’ Alive. I don’t know, sounds like Pulp Fiction to me!
Nancy, from Realms of Thought…
LOL, yeah, Nancy – let’s hope he can play his cards right! Blog in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion!
I await with bated breath for the next episode.
Yvonne.