The Adventures of Adam Atom – He’s Back!
That’s right, ladies, gentlemen, AI’s, all beings and non-beings, spirits, ghosts, zombies, and/or whatever form of matter or spirit brings you here – the moment we’ve all awaited with long held collective cosmic mighty wind – back from the banned, returning to the front after being banished from Bloggydom by those evil Google Nazis …
Put on your hadron helmets, fasten your safety quarks, and I now give you -
Adam Atom!
Hey gang – Wow! What a trip that was! There I was, of on a warp drive jaunt to 16th century Spain to do a covert investigation of the Conquistadors and their hostile historical plot to pillage North America. I was gonna do the gig, get the info and slip space it back to 21st century in time for this week’s Adam Adam episode. But on the way I get this TM from Molly. Yes, atomic beings have TM – you humans don’t really think you are inventing all these technologies, do you? You’re just rediscovering all this stuff. So anyway, Molly, she – oh wait … I forgot – lots of new readers don’t know who Molly is. She’s the greatest. We had this off the hook atomic collision (think great, explosive sex) and I asked her to marry me. To me she looks like this-
But to you all she’d look like this-
Oooh, yeah, babe. She’s got more electrons than the average drop dead gorgeous hottie. I like my females with lots of atomic weight - if ya catch my cosmic drift. So but anyway, she TM’s me and says folks back here at Bloggydom are demanding to know what I look like in human form translation. So hey – I’m easy, Molls took a shot of me on our honeymoon at the beach and soooo … here’s what your ol’ buddy Adam looks like as a sentient being-
There. Now you have it. I know, I know – rather handsome and hunky – what did you think? Ya can’t penetrate the atomic core of a chic like Molly without some serious man game goin’ on. Now can I please get back to my job? I have worlds to save, and an entire universe full of wicked whackos to try and quell. Stop in next week Monday, I’ll have a sizzling action episode for you in the-
Adventures of Adam Atom!
(Hey Molls – since I’m here on a break … wanna have a little quickie? Doesn’t need to be a Big Bang, just a little – Huh? Wha’d you say? Oh crap – the mic’s still on?)
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(special thanks and credits to Carissa Rogers for her photoshop wizardry in helping the Old Silly find a suitable likeness for our anatomically smashing swashbuckling hero)
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Mmmm, yummie … Adam IS a hunk!
Glad to see he’s back – I’ve been missing the series!
You’re on a roll ol’ boy. Now, when is that magic blogroll gonna appear (with my blog of course)?
Workin’ on it, Unwriter!
that’s not Kelly Ripa, is it?
Oh no – all names and images have been changed to protect the innocent!
Good to see Adam back. He goes to some exotic places and does some crazeee stuff.
Marvin, I know I pegged you last week for the Friendship meme, but today I’m tagging you with the I Cannot Tell a Lie meme. If a meme was ever written for you, it’s this one.
Helen
Straight From Hel
Hmmm – not a big meme fan, Helen, but possibly for you … I’ll be over to your blog in a bit to see what you’re up to now. (wink)
You don’t love MEMEs?? huh??
You know, Marv, an idea just occurred. If I sent in a photo of the real me, do you think Carissa could, like…fix me? Nothing else seems to have worked.
Best regards, Galen
Imagineering Fiction Blog
Galen – sigh, I know what you mean. Carissa TRIED working with a pic of the Old Silly but after several thousand attempts to come up with a youthful hunk we both agreed to bring in the real thing and work with that – lol.
Is Adam your alter-ego? My protagonist, Chase (Hawkins???) was developed to be a little but bigger, a little bit stronger, faster, smarter, better looking, richer, and (ahem) better packaged then me. I guess I would be Chase’s Mini-Me.
Uh oh – Stephen, you’re ON to me!!
That Adam is a horny little dude, ain’t he?
Typical male atom!
heh heh
Quirky, hmph – whaddaya mean “typical”? You’re SUCH a woman!
hee hee… you are SO not well… which is why I love you.
Zhadi – takes one to know one. (wink)
Bro, I though you were not going to bring back Adam Atom here.. Next time tell Adam to be careful with the mic. Loved reading this..
AK – hey thanks man – yup. Ol’ Adam will be here every Monday from now on.
Great way to start off the week! It’s nice to have a face (and a body) to put with the name. Adam Atom looks much better than I ever imagined! Can’t wait for the next episode.
JaneKennedySutton
Thanks, Jane – stay tuned – MUCH more to come!
Good to see Adam back , most entertaining to read.
Yvonne.
Where did you find the flying adam? He’s quite a hunk. I retwitted you but must have written him as hank, haha…
Bargain with the Devil
Enid – you can thank Carissa for creating Adam’s “hunkiness.”
ahhhhhh sooo glad to see them reunited at last! glad to be of help!
Yep – back together, Carissa – thanks again to YOU!
Glad to see Adam in human form!
But wait. Capes are bad. They can strangle you or get stuck in jet engies. Remember the Incredibles?
I have been looking looking around for this kind of information. Will you post some more in future? I’ll be grateful if you will.
Konstantin – Adam Atom is a feature here every Monday. In fact there”s another one up today! Always full of information like this in an entertaining story.